1. teengrrrlsquad:

    Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed

    (Source: teen-heat, via diamondsummer)

     


  2. alocaloc:

    I realised how messed up the way me and most people I know think is because last night

    my friend was telling me how he realised he’d shaped his life around what he wanted to photograph and then photographed it

    and we both thought, yeah that’s right that’s fair enough

    but then we realised that’s the most autistic thing anyone’s ever done…

     


  3. are everyone’s parents republicans or what

     


  4. that was a really good poem i should write more

     


  5. my cowboy boots have seen better days, most of them before i owned them

     

  6. GAWWW

     


  7. my boss told me the most popular halloween items at goodwill are vests, suspenders, and bowties because dudes want to dress up as characters who wear those things. ATTENTION DUDES: you can wear these things any day of the year, and they will still get you laid.

     


  8. weatherproof:

    That’s fine. I understand that my retro-80’s inspired pomp, fitted rust chinos, handmade denim vest, awesome fringe roper boots and pop-art smiley face tank top might not be within your barometer “Fashion.” That’s within my capability to understand. I hear you loud and clear. I’ll allow that.

    end gay on gay crime! and on a further note, stop saying “i love gay guys” because that’s positive prejudice and puts ryan on the same level as this hateful dipshit he’s writing about.

     


  9. last night i decided to do some quick cardio so i could stay awake to do readings for class and i thought jumping on my bed would be good cardio so i did that a few times and then collapsed and immediately fell asleep Mr. F style

     


  10. another aspect to thin privilege

    talldarkbishoujo:

    fat girls have to look 10 times more bad ass and put together to be considered fashionable, I mean they REALLY have to stunt on some heauxs and even then the best they can hope for is “wow she’s hot for a fat girl” 

    meanwhile skinny bitches can go out the house looking any kind of way and are considered ~fashionistas~ (see: the Olsen twins)

    (Source: commanderbishoujo, via marfmellow)

     


  11. I really cannot wait until Caroline gets back to Boston and I can officially be cool again. Also, craft time with someone who is also great at crafts? Can I get an amen?

    ditts. have you ever taken drugs and felt more talented, more creative, more capable, more special, more excited about life? ryan is that for me, chemical-free.

    (Source: weatherproof)

     


  12. that time a sales employee asked me “who was helping you?” and the usually effortless task of not describing black people as just “black” was reduced to me staring at her with my hands held out miming for half a minute before saying only “…afro.”

     


  13. oh my god please don’t let me use my 11-year-old self as thinspiration

     


  14. okay so i haven’t had a smartphone in a year or an iphone ever before and i’m ready to live my life entirely through apps. besides instagram, what do i need?

     


  15. i wonder what it would look like if i put a small (8mm) curved barbell with cones in my septum

    edit

    stupid