1. french quarter fest digs. i channeled ldn hard. i love wearing my dad’s standard issue shit.

    shirt (“massachusetts beach club”) and shorts are thrifted.
    shoes, UO.
    sunglasses, AA.
    fanny pack from a friend.

     

  2. bearded lady c. may 2012

     


  3. This is in memory of my friend who is no longer with us.
    — extremely drunk and crying boy before singing very bad a capella at the New Globe open mic night
     


    1. Me: 17 people have clicked attend for dave’s “party” tonight and some of them were invited to mine and haven’t said anything
    2. Patrick: should have said it was your birthday
    3. Me: should have said it was in memory of my friend who is no longer with us.
    4. Patrick: that would just make it horribly awkward
    5. Me: I no longer care whether anyone has fun as long as I’m validated
     


    1. 1: i really want drugsd
    2. 1: but all i can get is weed
    3. 2: drugs drugs drugs
    4. 1: which is horrinly boring
    5. 2: you didnt finish the lyric
    6. 1: drugs drugs durgs
    7. 1: give em all to me
    8. 1: is that what you wanted?
    9. 2: yes
    10. 1: it is what i wanted as well
     


    1. Brianna: I hate the feeling of being overly full, I would rather be stabbed.
    2. Dimitri: Have you ever actually been stabbed?
     

  4. i am way too good at clothes

     


  5. Pandas are really stupid. They’re only fertile like, one day of the year and they’re just like…I can’t be arsed.
    — Chloe Young
     

  6. i think i’m supposed to be packing but i work well under pressure

     

  7. told u

     

  8. stressed out but also the cutest

     

  9. every body is a bikini body

     

  10. no bra no problem

     


  11. I’m out of clean pants. I’ve just been wearing tights.
    — Brianna Scheffner
     

  12. the butterfield diet. this is nothing new, but i need to make sure no one has missed out on it.