1. last night i decided to do some quick cardio so i could stay awake to do readings for class and i thought jumping on my bed would be good cardio so i did that a few times and then collapsed and immediately fell asleep Mr. F style

     

  2. “Beads.” “Bees?” “BEADS.” “BEES?”

     

  3. meanwhile, arrested development is no long even trying with buster’s arm.

     

  4. who ever said

     

  5. they have figs in iraq, right?

     

  6. michael brings home a date

     

  7. coma

     

  8. musty old claptrap

     

  9. “quite all right, i’m having such fun on this rocket ship!”

     

  10. and michael felt that he deserved a fifteen-dollar thing of candy beans.

     

  11. that’s when he first grew concerned.

     

  12. “the army has taken to giving medals for being food.”

     

  13. “taste the happy, michael!”
    “tastes kinda like sad.”

     

  14. “TASTE THESE TEARS!”

     

  15. i can’t