1. By June you will be like “Fuck america, I am not coming back.” I think you should just become a hippie and live in mile end park like those people in tents who were living there or whatever, and pretend like its not a big city, like say hi to every stranger on a street, talk to them about weather and how beautiful nature is while slowly stroking their breasts. You can pull it off.
    — Seva Karetnikov