March 2012
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February 2012
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“She was entirely lucid, meaning all of her was lost at once.”
– Ryan la Sala on his 93-year-old grandmother’s recent death
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i wish smoking weed didn’t ramp up my brain activity times forty everyone else seems to have a lot of fun being relaxed and there i am acting like i’m on meth
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Me: That is turrible
Tony: But funny?
Tony: It's funny.
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“I’m mad that I spent my leap day being depressed.”
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“okcucumbers is my indie dating site, don’t tell anyone”
– Mackenzie Cockerill
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Me: I'm just mad because everybody doesn't love me
Tom: If it helps, I could invite you to Pinterest.
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“I have so many beers and Anna is my bowegenes.”
– Me, texting Tom
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“I can’t forgive myself for not being good at everything ever.”
– Anna Titov
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“Is he the one who you make that face at every time he talks?”
– Anna Titov
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Me: Do I look like a prostitute?
Henry: Only a little.
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i’m tired of clothes touching me
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dear etsy,
no one needs an egg warmer.
love, concerned citizen
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if i had a million dollars i would
spend it all on etsy
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i’m just going to eat all the overpriced m&s chocolate eggs that i have ok
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do you guys understand that i have a friend who makes comics and she made one about us? i can’t even understand it.
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LOVE the amount of breaking going on in this past weekend’s SNL
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what a great day. my cowboy boots have pigeon poop on the soles and if that’s the worst thing that happened then it’s a good day.
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“First impressions are always wrong. That’s why you have to hang out with...”
– me
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LOL
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i just wanna be in new orleans feeling like my skin is cooking
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i don’t like doing work in the library because i have to wear pants there
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“You go up when you’re supposed to go up and down when you’re supposed to go down. When you’re supposed to go up, find the highest tower and climb to the top. When you’re supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom. When there’s no flow, stay still. If you resist the flow, everything dries up. If everything dries up, the world is...
i refuse to acknowledge my possible illness by letting it curtail my plans.
