January 2012
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“The sound of silence, as poetic as it may be, is NOTHING.”
– Shanti Ulfsbjorninn on natural classes
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Me: Now I can't run for political office.
Will: You wouldn't have anyway.
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facts
- i’ve yet to see deodorant that is not aerosol
- no one knows how to use shared walkways
- chicken tikka is one of the meats at subway
- you get fined if you don’t recycle
- even girls with perfect skin wear foundation = hyper perfect skin
- there is actually a thing called the night bus
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“Rubies” Destroyer Destroyer’s...
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“Poop in dryer. Just like old times?”
– Ryan Hetz
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I can never decide how much to care about readings for class. Especially when they are never mentioned in class, or, even better, when I bring them up and the professor says she “doesn’t remember” [the 60-page assigned reading].
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this is definitely a first world problem but i wish the cleaning lady would stop leaving wads of hair in my room. and taking my wine.
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Tony: I'm going to make mac and cheese.
Me: Easy mac?
Tony: No. Hard mac.
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i love skype chat (caroline.malouse)
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“All red wine is delicious.”
– Jake Morris
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i would rather be cold than wear pants.
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“Why can’t those ladies in those food commercials just eat food like normal...”
– Robert Malouse, via Facebook
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if anyone in the states wants to come see me in...
i will support your decision. not financially.
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“I don’t really understand what Sid’s whole thing is all about but if...”
– Rob Jensen
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“I thought this was a secular kitchen.”
– Henry, after our flatmate and her Christian group decorated cupcakes with prayers
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i just had the idea to drink coffee. thank god i remembered it’s 9:30pm and i’ve already had two cups. i swear to god i’m still jetlagged. and now i’m rediscovering coffee. instant coffee is a big thing here. i fucking love it. and the electric kettle makes me a cup of hot water in like twenty seconds. thanks to instant coffee, i never fall asleep while taking notes in...
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“Not now, I’m covered in chicken!”
– Will Weatherburn
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“It’s an early sign for the antichrist.”
– Shanti Ulfsbjorninn on a baby that doesn’t babble in CVCV stops
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honors coerced me into writing a thing about the denali trip and i just found it! kind of embarrassing but it’s actually pretty good writing. probably as good of a sample as exists. it’s not perfect and i didn’t work very hard on it but i’m pleased with it just the same.
Partners in the Parks - Denali
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Henry: I'm going to go lie down.
Me: Henry lives the life of a cat.
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“You are like my golden idea of a sitcom friendship. Or better.”
– TL
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two great things about this place
1. orange juice is not “with pulp” but “with bits”
2. marina and the diamonds in the mall, spice girls in the grocery
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that awkward moment when everything is going well
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so i think i tagged everything
London / Quotes / Photos / Text / Me / Reblogs / Other / Arrested Development / Parks and Recreation / Alaska
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3 of our 7 flatmates are consistently awol
Me: [gazing into a kitchen window across the way at a table surrounded by flatmates] I feel like we are a broken family.
Henry: We're not broken, we're just different. But still good.
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that doesn’t even look good on the model
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what the hell is linguistics?
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Ugly Smiles Club
ryanhetz:
legitimately doing ugly laughing and disturbing my flatmates
