October 2011
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September 2011
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i had a dream that i got braces again
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she collages
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despondent
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every time i eat popcorn, i say i’m never going to eat popcorn again, but this time i mean it. i have a piece of the GLASS SHARD stuff that’s wrapped around the kernels wedged so far up my gums that i have a headache.
fuuuuuu
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rob came over and we were getting ready to leave and i tried to put my nalgene in his backpack because i’m tired of being a pack mule all the time, i’m always like “i have to walk across campus, better bring my backpack with a book, notebook, jacket, and bottle of water,” but rob was like “just bring yours, mine is full” and i’m touching it and looking at...
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because i always envy everyone's cool bikes at the...
rob: wanna bike down to the esplanade tonight?
me: yes. yes i do.
rob: cool, i thought you might want to show off your new bike.
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dan hernán in first grade tells me once a week that my arms are “fluffy.” am i now that person? an unattractive teacher with fluffy arms?
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biking to work was harrowing. i bike a lot but not during rush hours. i legitimately almost got hit by cars like ten times. of course i’m being careful but hardly anyone else is. on my way home, two blocks from school, this one car honked at me TWICE ostensibly because they were pissed that they had to share the road with me. they just wanted to get by and i was waiting to turn left. do you...
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riding my bike to work!!!! gon be sweaty
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my new bike is the shit. holy shit is it ever the shit. it’s sexy as hell and it rides like a dream. pics soon.
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i am bedtime tired right now. i am three am sleepy. it’s 6:40est.
HOW DOES DADDY LONG LEGS MAKE A LIFE
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i just got slapped across the chest while riding my bike.
are you fucking kidding me, you’re going to amble out into the middle of the street, directly into my path, without even glancing for oncoming traffic? and perform a dramatic wave with your ham arm at the exact moment that our paths intersect? and then tell me to look where i’m going?
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it looks like none of the classes offered at edinburgh in the spring are going to transfer. all of the classes offered in the fall appear highly likely to transfer. i found a transferrable sociology course that i need to take, but it is offered only in the spring. i found another transferrable sociology course that i need to take], but it is “full.”
god. fucking. dammit. poor me, i...
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today was a ma zing. i brought a long jump rope to 7th/8th recess thinking a couple of girls would jump rope with me (lol) and five minutes later there was a throng of 25 students waiting for a turn. the boys got so into it. i feel so incredibly cool and accepted. approval is delicious.
one of the 4th grade teachers had to go to an emergency doctor appointment, so i immediately volunteered to...
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i fuckng love
kitty colvin
forever and vere
this is real life
narragansett tallboys
but also i really do love you
can i come with you for thanksgiving
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i fuckng love
kitty colvin
forever and vere
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futura is the best font evarrr
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k be really sick and unable to get out of bed…now! okay…now. no really. NOW
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at first grade recess this girl alex came up to me looking incredibly concerned and she goes “i saw penny crying, and she’s sad, and i feel bad for her—” and i asked “did you accidentally cause her to get hurt?” and alex says “no, i just saw her crying, i don’t even know what happened, but i can’t stop thinking about it, and i really want to stop...
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university of edinburgh or queen mary university london for study abroad in the spring?
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that awkward moment where you don’t wear socks all summer so your keds smell like the worst and you haven’t gotten around to washing them and you go to a shoe store and ask to try on a pair of shoes and the shop girl hovers as you try them on and you know she can smell your feet
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did you guys know that taking lots of vitamin C has a mild laxative effect
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i’m not even worried about jinxing this because i will inevitably eventually get sick: i can’t wait to get sick so i can just stay in bed all day and sleeeeeep
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i’m never going to pay someone to custom-make something for me ever again because i will always do it under the pretense that i will be reasonable. i’m a limitless perfectionist when i make things for myself and i don’t know how to hold others to any other standard. i’ll redo something ten times until it’s just what i want.
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today at work a child ran away from his special ed class, his teachers promptly trapped him in the main office, and then he hurled a weighted tape dispenser at the window behind me in a demented escape attempt. i was so ready to be showered with broken glass and/or killed but i guess his heart wasn’t in it because it just bounced off and sailed inches past my head.
just a day in the life.
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dan said the three things he hates about me are: 1. i clean his house 2. i am a tattletale 3. i pick every battle
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normally i would be okay with 80-degree weather, but i can’t wear my decrepit denim shorts to work because they are not ‘professional.’ (they are amateur shorts.) or my tennis skirt cause it’s too short. or my defend new orleans shirt because it has a mohawk skull and a gun on it. or my new pornographers shirt because it says pornographers. i can’t wear the high...
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i want to make gifs of my rats but i can’t cause they’re not here. solution: rob gets pet rats.
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lol the RA for my dorm held a contest a couple of weeks ago. “send me your 1 favorite photo from this summer - it can be crazy, funny, awe inspiring, etc.” i sent in a baby rat photo and got first place for my floor. so i get two gold passes to the AMC theater. that at least means a free movie. it might mean i also get a free snack which is what i’m really hoping for. maybe it...
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i am going to have to start taking like 3 benadryl at 9:00 so i will want to go to bed at 9:30
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i am going to start sending kids home with $5 and a note asking their parents to make bento boxes and star/bear/heart-shaped rice balls for MY lunch.
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WHAT THE HELL i always wake up at 5:25/5:30 and immediately take a shower and no one is ever awake and now someone is in the shower. WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO ME. i specifically shower first so my hair can air dry. I HATE ROOMMATES I HATE EVERYONE WHY ARE THEY CRAZY why does my roommate spend half an hour every morning IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE DOOR SHUT straightening her wiry curly hair, and then...
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sup kitty
ok so not really dressed up but way more adventurous than usual. there aren’t any actual rules but there are still rules and idk them, so i actually brought a contingency outfit but this one ended up being ok.
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looka
cute boyfran
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i have never been tired like this before
i got off the bus early to ship my etsy stuff, except the stop i was waiting for never came or i spaced out and missed it. it’s scary to be actively thinking about something and still not be able to think about it. i saw the post office when the bus went by, so i got off at the next stop, but the stop was right where two streets merged. of course, i walked down the wrong for seriously over...
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rob went to the mcapple store today and got a professional mactop! I AM SO JEALOUS everything is so cool and fancy. i want os x lion. i want it i want it I WANT IT. “but iiiii want a pony NOW!” i also need to get them to take a look at my trackpad, it doesn’t click so hot anymore. i spilled on it and took it in and they asked did you spill anything on this ma’am? and i said...
