August 2011
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HO MY GOSH so i called the 949 cycles guy and i’m going to meet up with him friday to “look through the catalogue” and “pick out a color scheme.”
a color scheme. i know exactly what i want. the shop is in braintree so i have to take the T to the end of the world or the commuter rail. WHATEVER it’s worth it.
he has some sort of old head badge for a bike that...
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dream notes taken immediately upon waking
Roller disco
Rob and I were really good at it
Didn’t bring other shoes
Didn’t know how to get home, stranded in Hayfield, a fictitious dream town outside of Boston
Attacked by talking dogs while waiting for the bus
Small but vicious
Dream world would not maintain size of dogs
They didn’t like that I smelled like bassett hound
I told them to sniff me for chow (Sam) because chows are tough
They...
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everything is going really well in bike world for me. monday i was incredibly distraught about my new bike, and i was really feeling my bruised butt and blistered fingers. that night rob and i rode to the esplanade and sat on the dock. most everyone had ridden there and all their cool featherweight bikes were in a pile behind them. i couldn’t even make eye contact with rob. i looked at my...
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ramco asked: I saw you the other day walking with your ?boo? and waved a lot but you didnt see me... haha <3 Are you living on the hill now a days?
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you fucking craigslist bitches email me back NOW. if you sold that damn bike TAKE DOWN the ad. stop leading me on. stop making me wait by the proverbial phone. don’t tell me you don’t know the standover height. grab a ruler and grab your salesmanship while you’re at it.
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what i want in a bike
road bike lightweight men’s frame 26” standover long top tube drop bars yellow <$200
does it exist: no
modified list: road bike lightweight flat bars any frame that i can stand over <$250
can i find it: no
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vermilionaire: hey east coast, are you regretting... →
emilytebbetts:
vermilionaire:
well, you will be once the aid starts coming in from all over the south.
while I don’t disagree with people rebuilding in the south so I’m kinda neutral on this to begin with, I just can’t help but say that I think it’s a totally different thing for people to say “don’t continue to rebuild in an area that continually gets strong, extremely destructive...
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hey east coast, are you regretting all that "don't...
well, you will be once the aid starts coming in from all over the south.
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Philosophers Stone was published in 1998, the year...
theboywhobakedpies:
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Stages of Sleep
fakescience:
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why can’t i have everything cynthia rowley has ever designed?
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adele you sound like you actually swallowed gravel
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brusque and scornful
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sorry mom, sorry god: I hate commercials so... →
tentacleattack:
I hate commercials so fucking much. Not because they are annoying cutting into shows and all. I just can’t watch any of them without thinking this motherfucker is trying to sell me jeans and call it freedom lul. Kids jumping around on home appliances, Sears Appliances = Happy kids on bikes and…
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“I think I must have been genetically engineered to participate in two...”
– Ryan La Sala
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“There is you, and then there is your body.”
– The New Pornographers
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“get some hamburger meat. put some stuff in it. make it flat. then you cook it.”
– rob jensen, 19, on dinner preparation
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FIRST ETSY SALE
now i am so legit
bye deepti
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i miss amy winehouse
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i just tried to call toys r us at 504-455-9513. i got a voicemail message that started out with “this is not toys r us. you have reached 504-455-9813.” i guess this happens a lot.
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“One time I actually missed a bus because I was tying my shoe. But luckily my...”
– Ryan la Sala
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“when i first started babysitting i went to safe sitters or whatever, and they...”
– remy robert
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brb
“brb” is hilarious. remember when you’d be talking to someone on AIM and they’d throw up a hasty “brb” and you were like “ok i’ll wait.” brb implies that the pause will be infinitesimal. “the time spent typing ‘i will be right back’ would be comically disproportionate to the time i plan to spend wandering.”
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Me: Let's buy some right now!
Rob: No, I have a policy against drunk impulse buys.
Me: But those are the best kind.
Rob: Earlier today when we were in Copley Square, we were already drunk, and there was this homeless-looking guy selling a bunch of random crap and I bought a Roger Clemens card from him but it turned out to be, like, a folder. So I decided I wouldn't make any more drunk impulse buys.
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