March 2011
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if you think you need ten inches of padding on...
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i couldn't get rob to loathe lookbook with me....
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that awkward moment when the proctor doesn't...
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blam! you're dishabituated. bitch pudding!
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so i'm wearing my headphones
clay: you can't hear anything!
me: that's the point.
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lake dead
me: you're so tan!
ryan la sala: yeah it's been really sunny at my house. i've been laying out. you could use some sun.
me: we all could.
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breast hartford
ryan and i found a bunch of brand new trucker hats at goodwill.
we also found the long lost fraternal twin sweatshirt to the one ryan was wearing.
we were stressed about…nothing, but we thought it would be healthy to play with puppies anyway.
bulldog/boxer mix:
(by ryan)
i applied the puppy to mona’s face.
(by ryan)
also there were australian shepherd puppies. (this...
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do you ever wonder about how your present would be...
all of the things that led to whatever you did in the future, all your greatest influences and setbacks, your idiosyncracies…
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i love rebecca black for being age-appro.
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“what’s a linguistic?”
– george mesologites
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“The group home does Boston.”
– Ryan La Sala, after we witnessed teenage boy crying his heart out on the red line, squatting into a ball of agony and a very drunk man singing “i’ll be there,” “maria,” and then (“err’body know this one”) “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” to the entire station.
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bad lipreading - rebecca black "friday" →
gang fight
gang fight
the gang is ready to fight
yeah!
i have to poo at the house.
how can i convince this cowboy i’m alive?
my friend is bombed by the way.
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ryan and i are always eager to go out and take...
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i'm walking across campus with my big headphones...
unless it’s in ASL
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there is snow on the ground. boston, i am...
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HAHA
me: i think i didn't do one of the readings that was on the quiz...
instructor: the gender and globalization one?
me: yeah. i just couldn't get through it. i took a class on globalization last semester and i'm sick of it.
instructor: yeah, i hate globalization too. i wish i didn't have to include it in this class.
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“i’m not gonna grace
the cover of elle, it’s the
thoughts in our...”
– “young and sexy” - young and sexy
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broo: no it’s that i seem to know half of these people but their exact identities are not explicated
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some people say they don't like surprises. but...
i could surprise you by telling you about a surprise party for you
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best
my ASL class is in the Y and i got there like 20 minutes early and was passing the time by filling out a job application. a maintenance guy tapped me on the shoulder and told me the floor was flooded and that there was a list of alternate rooms for the classes on the floor posted on the wall. i checked and we were in IV, so i went over there and i was just chillin’ for the longest time alone...
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linguistics
caroline malouse
calorine marouse
galorine marouse
galorime narouse
garolime narouze
it’s science
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yes, gender is socially constructed. but it is not...
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cuttlefishing who are you i don’t know who you are i don’t know who half of my followers are even if they go to my school or are from my hometown i hate this stop being anonymous put your name on your tumblr you’re not being attractively enigmatic you’re being annoyingly anonymous ALL OF YOU stop it now you’re people so act like it you’re not wolves or lions or...
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posts that are not the original property of the...
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my nail polish
lately i have been wearing sally hansen hard as nails xtreme wear in mint sorbet. it is awesome. it has a wide, flat brush and it costs $3.
in the past i have worn china glaze in re-fresh mint, which is expensive (~$9), difficult to apply evenly, and poorly punctuated.
another similar color, but one which i have not worn is revlon in minted.
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jis wonderin'
do all of you 54 followers actually read my stuff on your dashboard?
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Me: One of the ASL professors is deaf and blind.
Josh: Whoa. How does that even work? [shakes Melissa by the shoulder] ATTENDANCE ATTENDANCE I'M HERE!
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“Drink molasses. I mean it.”
– Eliza
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“I had too much to dream last night.”
– MBTA graffitti
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friday night
presently she peered through the window and noticed a queer proliferation of giraffe-legged spindles stamping around in the night, usually three or four deep, their middles wrapped tightly with black cloth and their chests disfigured by mountainous protrusions. their feet were outfitted with structures, either tubes of leather or hollow triangular frames, that appeared to stilt their locomotion...
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those arent my hands
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in new situations i talk in a lower voice because...
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after i watch a natalie portman movie, i think i...
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what if andrew bird really is too abstruse?
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financial district
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a list of thoughts from last night
- i’m very aware of germs right now - fiber one bars are surprisingly decadent - writing on this paper = pensieve; easier to uncover forgotten thoughts; like taking cans off a pantry shelf to find what’s behind; nothing is lost forever! - i can feel my blood circulating - dan and derrek are like jim carrey - i think i want a mason pearson brush - rubber trees are nice to touch;...
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“The girls from Pretty Little Liars always look malnourished and worried.”
– Melissa Kaeli
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“Are you just gonna sit there and watch this dog be sad?”
– Kevin Waite on SPCA commercials
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ways that boston weather fucks me up
- it’s cloudy as fuck and looks like the same time all day; aids procrastination; my life is standing still; just lie in bed all day - everything looks washed out like a sad movie - it is overcast for no reason; it is not even raining; i am needlessly tormented - i’m not getting enough sunlight and my photoreceptors are freaking out - i feel like i’m living in...
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adopt me, miss honey!
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remeber the soft puddles of chalk dust at the end...
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i'm very aware of my eyebrows right now can...
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“i want to be a magic six-year-old.”
– kevin
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“the best way to take a shot: by surprise.”
– sid 