February 2011
48 posts
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boston accent
charles: have you ever seen the movie mazdacs?
me: moms tacks?
mike: mars attacks.
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parks and recreation > the office
there i said it
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stop walking slowly in front of me. stop walking...
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i believe that stupid behavior doesn't have an age...
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my "southern accent" doesn't occasionally "come...
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“lovers gonna love.”
– cali ermatinger
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“Oops…that is not a happy knock. That’s a cop knock.”
– everyone at Matt Sylva’s party
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no contest
cab driver: i don't know how to get to ruggles. you didn't tell me.
me: it is your job to know how to get places.
cab driver: i know.
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other people can't make you happy, but they can...
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“when we were in the caves, we were eating the meat.”
– lily goodspeed
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every happy
i am happy for the first time
specters before
a jar of jellybeans with my hand buried in!
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“Mmm that’s good sleepin’.”
– Rob Jensen
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Me: [subtly indicates freshly poured Snocaps in lap]
Rob: I'm mad at you because you stole the Snocaps from Charles, but I want to eat the Snocaps, so I can't be mad at you.
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“Computers can remember stuff, but they can’t think about it.”
– Charles
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Me: My hand is bleeding. [it had cherry filling all over]
Rob: Caroline, did you know you just scared the shit out of me?
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“When I was young, I ate the raisin lady raisins. She’s always standing in...”
– Rob Jensen on Sunmaid raisins
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“Yeah that’s right man, clappin’ along. Every second beat.”
– Rob Jensen on clapping along to music
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“Did you hear, the kids with the weed house got caught? A.K.A. don’t sell...”
– Charles
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snocaps
Rob: What are these?
Me: The best shitty chocolate ever.
Rob: [chewing] ...I love these. I used to always see these at the movie theater when I went but I never got them. I'm getting these when we go see the Bieber movie.
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ASL class
[while learning to talk about ourselves]
Lene: I should have told her my favorite activity is partying.
Me: Who knows, she might love to party.
Suzanne: It's always the quiet ones. WAIT. Oops.
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i wish i were born in a small village in...
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Me: I hate when people say "vice-a versa."
Charles: That's the plebian Latin.
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Sid Phadnis: Do you remember the book about the kid who ate too many carrots and turned orange?
Greg Urbina, a redhead: No...
Sid: What?! It's not a ginger classic?!
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“I’m the baby.”
– Dan Piet
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“i may be the sun
but you are the one
who drives me across the sky”
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“Did you have any dreams?”
– rcj
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“i am rather slow and consistent. but you are like a sliver of sunrise, bright...”
– rcj
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“Can you call in a bomb threat for me? I need a vacation tomorrow.”
– Reagan Lee
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anniepatricia asked: Do you follow the blog kitschyliving? It's one of my favorites and I feel like you would appreciate it. :)
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a dishwasher is a controlled hurricane.
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camera-shy bf. yall have no idea how much effort this took
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what i'm doing right now can only be described as...
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people who i currently dislike
right now you suck so bad
but maybe by the time you’re 25 you’ll be all right
don’t fuck this up
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etsy rule #2: put a bird on it.
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etsy rule #1: any dress looks good as long as it's...
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sometimes i can't believe people still buy bottled...
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the rain makes me hopeful. spring?
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my favorite crusade was the children's crusade....
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adorable asian girls
please stop wearing ridiculous heels to class
they make you walk too slowly in front of me
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weatherproof asked: You are beautiful.
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“it just wasn’t fair. we were going to have such a good life together.”
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“If winter was a person, I would stare at it until it felt really awkward and...”
– Sid Phadnis
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girls
stop lying
and saying you “don’t fart”
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i feel more insecure around girls
than i do around boys
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try to use macbook trackpad with one clean finger
can’t two-finger scroll
can’t three-finger backspace
can’t four-finger desktop/exposé
can’t do dick
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pet tarantulas
defend them
be a little scared of them at the same time
