January 2011
21 posts
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“pron s free. caroline. letzs be real”
– ac
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dear half the world, your ear project is...
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applesauce cups maximize applesauce...
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“Man, when you get those Asian girls, you can’t ask them what they are. You...”
– Sid Angelou
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“the world tried to make me ugly, but then i got braces, so.”
– sid angelou
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“how can i get you to stop burping?”
– rob jensen on my recent habit of not burping discreetly just to annoy him
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macockzie kenzerill
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it is minus 15 outside. i'm angry. i have seasonal...
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it is not okay to be loud just because you are...
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facebook means knowing a person is no longer a...
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mike: OH, rob!
me: you just interrupted my kiss.
mike: [something about marijuana mercantilism]
charles: man, you interrupted a kiss for that?
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“steel reserve comes in cans? i did not know that.”
– rob jensen
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“i’ll kill you, you fucking flat-chested cock-sucking spastic horse fucker.”
– skins
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“womp: the sound that your failure makes.”
– melissa kaeli
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“It sounded like your words were running and then they fell down.”
– Matt Sylva
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hi so i'm unfollowing everyone to facilitate my...
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“We can watch Star Wars or Star Trek. Anything with “star.”
– Rob Jensen
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“Captain Kirk is a ladies’ man.”
– Rob Jensen explained to me
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1: what if i get snowed in?
2: i'll shovel you out.
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1: we need a little more.
2: you're going to use it all up!
1: it was cheap. it was like three dollars.
2: you stole it.
1: i know. but i like it, so i'll buy it next time.
