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I had to go to this meeting that was supposed to bring together the arts and the...
– Reagan Lee
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me: trife = trifling = silly and making bad things happen and drama = "that bitch be triflin'" = but we re-allocated it to mean sloppy drunk
reagan: in my world, trifle = a soaked sponge cake topped with layers of fruit, cream, and custard
reagan: trifling = the process of serving or preparing a trifle
reagan: "that bitch be triflin'" = http://usa.stockfood.com/Pix/FRAU/U05/391098_T.JPG
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anna: i thought about doing jumpstart.
me: no you did not. did i not complain enough?!
anna: an inadequate amount of complaints from caroline.
me: a memoir.
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caroline sanches: [rummagine through my closet] wear this instead!
me: ugh its hot and my skin can't breathe in it and it gets really short when I sit.
sanch: PERFECT! [shoves dress into me]
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It’s easy if you don’t like crowds. Actually, I just don’t...
– Reagan Lee, when asked how one can leave Florida for spring break
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I’m an outstanding advisor. I have a certificate that says so.
– Melissa Johnson
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A fair amount of the grad students in botany are married, which is like weird,...
– Reagan Lee
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I slept with all the boys last night.
– Me
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Reagan Lee: It's an ancient Athabaskan tent stake.
Me: But it looks like cast metal. It has those ridges in it.
Reagan: [accusatorily] Are you saying the ancient Athabaskans couldn't cast metal?
Me: Yes.
Reagan: I think you're right.
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I didn’t sleep well and it was the only night I’ll get to sleep in...
– Reagan Lee
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partners in the parks haikus
when we see rangers, we feel many inspired thoughts mostly about food. my van nap buddy reagan of the wildflowers “UM, IT’S FIREWEED.” casey birmingham all would agree: stand-up guy. (have him pitch your tent) casey — georgia peach. she is in a sorority. that is about it. OR underestimate girl casey at your own risk. week without shower. doctor channon price might glacierize your...
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yes, ryan, under the pus and the swelling, your throat looks better.
– me
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laura markowitz: [something about anne boleyn]
dana: don't you have more current things to worry about?
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i told my wife that when i retire, i’m going to start wearing thongs. and...
– dana thomas
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dana: did you ever spray an aerosol can over a lighter flame when you were a kid?
me: was that a hobby of yours?!
dana: no, i have no clue where that idea came from.
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reagan: are there any good mexican restaurants here?
dana: no. [pauses] but there are mexicans.
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is there something i can sign, like a ‘do not resuscitate’? a...
– reagan lee
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when i was interviewing for little miss pinecone, i said my favorite tv show was...
– casey cox
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later, you and i need to have a thirteen-year-old bitchfest.
– melissa johnson
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NO TANG, NO TAAANG!
– laura markowitz
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i feel like everyone in alaska just keeps feeding us.
– brette petty
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the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
– alaskan saying on the chance of meeting a husband in alaska
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it’s not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.
– alaskan saying